saramcpherson:

Dammit, THIS must be why I didn’t have any friends until I was 15.

Clearly, I didn’t get my “essential sugars” as an infant.  By an intensely logical sequence of laboratory-tested events, the lack of high fructose corn syrup in infancy effectively ruined my chances of sitting at the cool kids’ table ten years later.

It all makes sense now.

(I really like it that this kid already has a double chin.  Also, um, the writing on the bottle’s reversed.)

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